29
Jul
luckyluna22:

 I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

luckyluna22:

 I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

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29
Jul

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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#bonesy look #Colbert you dork XD
29
Jul
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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29
Jul
Anonymous said:

Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.

lirulin:

euclase:

Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.

Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.

That’s the art you mean, right?

Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.

I don’t have a gif that properly encapsulates the level of “THIS” present in this response. Bravo.

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29
Jul

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
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#tumblr what the fuck XD
27
Jul
  • Assassin's Creed Unity: *no playable female Assassins*
  • Male gamers: This is just fine, so shut up! What's important isn't the character's gender, it's the story they are in! Who cares about the characters' genders? Stop trying to ruin other people's fun!
  • Hyrule Warriors: *10 playable characters, 8 of them are women*
  • Male gamers: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! There are too many girls in this game! What about us, the male fans? Why the female fans have more options? Women aren't interesting, if you don't include more men in the game then the story will become boring!
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27
Jul

deathcomes4u:

gutter-proletarian:

What the fuck did I just read

This is why aliens don’t openly communicate with us because they don’t want to deal with this shit.

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#ugh #ughhhh #bonesy look #ow my head
27
Jul

lesnee:

I splurged. 8D woops. No regrets though. My Starscream needed his crew and those Kreons are the fucking BEST. Here are some of my favorite yearbook captions~

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#BONESY LOOK #bonesyboop #Megatron and Starscream's descriptions tho XD
27
Jul
renjin-chan:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

renjin-chan:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

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26
Jul

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

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#rood feese
26
Jul

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Actual footage of me directing the world’s saddest symphony, just for you:

image

image

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26
Jul
wtfbadromancecovers:

I have no words. 
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

wtfbadromancecovers:

I have no words. 

Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

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#what #I don't even #bonesy look #bonesyboop #my brain
24
Jul
thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

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#pacman tho #kids
24
Jul

i think folks sometimes forget that ‘adult’ link is still mentally ten years old
i mean shit’s gotta be rough for anyone but ten years old man

i think folks sometimes forget that ‘adult’ link is still mentally ten years old

i mean shit’s gotta be rough for anyone but ten years old man

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24
Jul
darth-the-wakener:

mrbutts:

acupfullofsynthen:

This is Strongarm. She’s a new character from the new RID cartoon and she turns into a police car. I for one welcome bulky femmbots that don’t turn into two-wheelers.

oh man, oh man
a female autobot who doesn’t conform to the singular approved bodyshape for lady transformers, and probably punches stuff
the hype is unreal.

Hopefully she’ll appear more than 5 minutes.

darth-the-wakener:

mrbutts:

acupfullofsynthen:

This is Strongarm. She’s a new character from the new RID cartoon and she turns into a police car. I for one welcome bulky femmbots that don’t turn into two-wheelers.

oh man, oh man

a female autobot who doesn’t conform to the singular approved bodyshape for lady transformers, and probably punches stuff

the hype is unreal.

Hopefully she’ll appear more than 5 minutes.

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#THE GRABBIEST HANDS #SWEET MERCY #I'm not expecting too much from this series but #LADY ROBOTS GIVE ME ALL OF THEM