i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
Ahhh I wish my TF friends lived closer. I wanna have stupid parties where we stay up all night and giggle about Optimus Prime saying boobies.
Also I could draw dicks on their face when they fall asleep.
I have sharpies at the ready.
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
I’ve just started reading MTMTE and this is my fav panel and it probably always will be tbh
Rung’s probably just like ‘thank you, mysterious ceiling fairy’
mysterious ceiling fairy is my favorite nickname for skids
Prowl you are my love angle
don’t treat me like potato
ANON HATE: HOW DARE YOU FORGET FULCRUM
I’M A TERRIBLE ROBOT PARENT T_T
In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
buddy does not know
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.