pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

ima-guineapig:

said everyone on tumblr ever

(Source: 0wlbedamned)

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

Weelee…

Weelee…..

WEELEE

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

Your papers are due in two weeks. No extensions. Any questions?
Class dismissed.

People need this. So I thought, why the hell not.

-Keith

(Source: cheerful-soldier)

gunthatshootsennui:

eabevella:

Transformers: Overlord’s butts

Does Rewind want to go spelunking? (¬‿¬)

I know why the face is in the middle, but there’s a little, okay big, immature part of my brain that keeps going “ehehe his face is a butt too because it’s with the other butts”

I swear I’m an adult.

(Source: lambo-twins)

girlsbydaylight:

by 犬

the-starhorse:

So in my head canon, Optimus Prime is not a morning person. On a typical day, he stumbles into the lounge, and plops down across from his executive officer, not even bothering to notice that he’s sitting at one of the smaller bots’ tables. Then the conversation goes something like this:

“Prowl,” Prime mutters.

Prowl does not look up from his data pad. “Yes, Prime?”

“I order you to abolish mornings, effective immediately.”

“We are not abolishing mornings, effective ever,” Prowl replies evenly.

Optimus Prime heaves a sigh, his optics bleary. “But…Megatron always gets what he wants.”

“Well,” Prowl takes a sip of his morning ration, his optics still locked onto his data pad, “we can’t all be Megatron now, can we?”

And that’s how the command team rolls. ;)

ianthe:

crazysexyfierce:

militaryfit-bombshell:

ianthe:

here is a thing

I like this

This is BRILLIANT

okay this got 5,000 notes in a day this is gonna be a long summer

sunbearsbask:

a good summary of my day

(Source: desrted)

dollophale:

mauvaisbatteur:

eudevie:

vandergrafvanny:

let-us-start-a-war:

No homo

Thanks

DICKS EVERYWERE

darthshadow:

gamerspirit:

kimoida:

I did it… I’ve finally caught them all…..

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU THINK YOU’D NEVER SEE

captviridian:

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK

(Source: elsen-butt)

You’d know what I’d like to see?

torilainen:

qweety:

thesteadymedic:

Some role reversal.

Tailgate punching Cyclonus’s valve with his/her DICK!

Someone make this a thing.

I don’t think this is what you wanted but

“remember tailgate; duck and weave.”

More funny dicks

Too soon

mother of mercy